Epigram on J. M.

James Russell Lowell (1819โ€“1891)

Said Fortune to a common spit,"Your rust and grease I'll rid ye on,And make ye in a twinkling fitFor Ireland's Sword of Gideon!"

In vain! what Nature meant for baseAll chance for good refuses;M. gave one gleam, then turned apaceTo dirtiest kitchen uses.